[ Yeah, wow. Way to make a guy feel guilty for enjoying a nice pair of gams. Not that it's gonna stop him. Apparently it's been five years since he's seen a girl—who wasn't trying to kill him. ]

Oh yeah. I've been keepin' him safe and outta trouble for you, no worries there. We were just on our way to Midgar when, uh...

[ He waves a hand around. ]

This happened.