_{[Special ways, huh? Part of him wants to know now, but where would the fun be in that? Life was always that much more exciting with surprises waiting around the corner. Especially when said surprises concern his favorite people. Roche hasn't been disappointed by the Turks and their antics yet, and he doubts it'll happen anytime soon.]}

I seem to recall him saying I could do porn if I ever retired while he was working on my back. Being the office bee sounds like it'd be a step in the right direction.

_{[He still finds the thought hilarious for a number of reasons. Boy, that'd be sticking it to the old guard of Shinra, wouldn't it? It's a little fucked up, but it almost makes him want to do it even more now. Someone really ought to smack him with a newspaper. No, bad Roche. Bad.]}

Do I have to do the makeup, too? Or do you think I could get away with lip gloss and nail polish?