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ʀᴏᴄʜᴇ ([personal profile] redlines) wrote in [community profile] insusurro 2020-08-25 01:37 am (UTC)

Next time I go in for a tune-up, I'll be sure to crash at your place when I come down from it. S'part of why I don't want to jump into Second class.

[That, and a higher rank means more work which means less time screwing around on the road and Causing Problems On Purpose. And it'd mean less time spent with the dumbapples of his eyes. Roche wouldn't stand for that, no sirree.]

Though if you're really living off of nothing, it sounds like I ought to take you out more. I can't say I'm a good cook, but...

[Roche finally takes a bite of the gilded behemoth, and almost immediately his face contorts into a grimace. Oh, that's... Not great. Everything else practically drowns out the beef, and for a moment he looks like some poor, confused animal. Street life taught him to never waste food no matter how godawful it is though, so even though it takes a few painful seconds? Down it goes. And as soon as it does, he's reaching for the whiskey, tongue out.]

—You're right. I taste better. Oh my god.

[Are there people out there who actually eat this on a regular basis? This is an affront to the classic burger! If anything needs some good ol' divine judgement, it's that! 1/10, would not recommend.]

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