[ It's really quite stunning how simple this is. He supposes he shouldn't be surprised, but he is. Reno had expected there to be a certain kind of access level or something. This card seems to give them absolutely everything, and he isn't sure if that's just because the guy who gave it to them had high security clearance or if these cards are genuinely programmed not to discriminate, but either fucking way, who... who the hell does this? It's really mindboggling. It makes him feel ten thousand times better about the standards back home, that's something the two of them can share. ]
Yo, remember that time you reamed me out for "losing" my keycard, only to find out it was safe and sound in my desk drawer the whole time? I want a fucking apology.
[ That was such a National Fucking Incident. He has clearance almost everywhere, and the chaos it would have caused to have a Turk's security card floating around loose somewhere in the building would be nothing short of a complete disaster. Total SNAFU. This, though? Nobody probably gives a shit if they lose their card here. Just ask Joe Schmoe for his. Or... yeah, a trap, maybe.
Reno makes his way across the room to lock the door, gives the door a solid push-and-pull to make sure it's locked, then puts his back to Tseng's and rests a hand on the hilt of his sword. His instinct tells him to prepare for an ambush, or for the room to fill up with gas, or something, but as the moments pass, and nothing happens... is this for real? ]
If this is a trainee academy, too, then it isn't any wonder everyone here is useless, but still. I'd hate to see what the fuck their actual army looks like. Anyway, gimme the goods. Names, places, where they keep the fun toys. Fuck it—if they're giving us everything and all the time in the world to do it, take everything.
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Yo, remember that time you reamed me out for "losing" my keycard, only to find out it was safe and sound in my desk drawer the whole time? I want a fucking apology.
[ That was such a National Fucking Incident. He has clearance almost everywhere, and the chaos it would have caused to have a Turk's security card floating around loose somewhere in the building would be nothing short of a complete disaster. Total SNAFU. This, though? Nobody probably gives a shit if they lose their card here. Just ask Joe Schmoe for his. Or... yeah, a trap, maybe.
Reno makes his way across the room to lock the door, gives the door a solid push-and-pull to make sure it's locked, then puts his back to Tseng's and rests a hand on the hilt of his sword. His instinct tells him to prepare for an ambush, or for the room to fill up with gas, or something, but as the moments pass, and nothing happens... is this for real? ]
If this is a trainee academy, too, then it isn't any wonder everyone here is useless, but still. I'd hate to see what the fuck their actual army looks like. Anyway, gimme the goods. Names, places, where they keep the fun toys. Fuck it—if they're giving us everything and all the time in the world to do it, take everything.