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ʀᴏᴄʜᴇ ([personal profile] redlines) wrote in [community profile] insusurro2020-07-26 03:39 am

NO DATE ONLY DINNER (ft the junon scrubs)



[The days following the gala had been relatively uneventful, save for the morning after. There was a necessary visit to the slums - Sector 5 to be exact - and it had gone off without any major hitches. Was it a little awkward? Sure. It had been the first time Roche had gone searching for flowers in Midgar, and the first time he'd actually bought any for something. For anyone. He doesn't count the times he'd been involved with flowers in Junon. Those moments never involved being crouched over a bed of flowers being "relentlessly" teased by the very florist he'd been sent to, prompting Roche to actually look sheepish. Especially after he'd described them and the realization kicked in as to what they were.

Did Reno realize that they were the same ones that were part of the Gnole's motif?

It'd only become worse when she'd started telling him about the best colors to pick, and the meanings behind them.

Turning up Friday afternoon to pick them up had been even worse, and only cemented the fact that this girl - as lovely and as sweet as she is - was a menace. And right up his alley once the overall mortification passed. Yeah, Reno absolutely knew what he was doing when he sent Roche to her. (Note to self: payback.)

Fortunately the rest of the day was going by smoothly, and by the time eight o'clock rolls around? He's ready.

Roche can't remember the last time he'd actually been able to dress himself up the way he wants. In the past, other people had already had things in mind and the gala had been no exception. This time however, it was in his hands and his alone. The jacket and vest went together just fine all on their own with the white dress shirt underneath it all, and while it was tempting to be a little Extra, the tie itself is a simple, plain black one. He already knows they're going to be right menaces, but that doesn't mean you can't look nice while doing it. The real effort came with his hair. He didn't mess with it often, but this time... It's special. The red streaks would wash out easily and while it's not exact, he did his best to match it to the shade Reno wore in the past. The flowers? Now that was the selling point - a not so big, not so small bouquet of red, orange, pink and yellow Amaryllis, accented by a sparse collection of Forget-Me-Nots and smaller wildflowers. The latter weren't his idea, but who was he to complain? Aerith was the flower expert, not him. (Surely she didn't do it to make it weird.)

Even with the car parked on the street behind him, he doesn't look too out of place at Reno's door in Sector 8. One last peek at the time on his phone - ten to eight. Taking a deep breath, Roche straightens up, and knocks.]

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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Poor, dear, sweet Alfons. They clearly selected the greenest and most helpless of the bunch to send to the wolves' den, thinking they'd haze the newbie or else give them less than the gold standard of service. Maurice thinks he's pretty fucking clever, does he? Yeah, well, if sweet little Alfons plays his cards right tonight, he could wind up with a diamond in his pocket, a fat stack of cold, hard cash, the favor of two of the most powerful men in the world (each in their own ways, as it were), and also maybe even get invited for a threesome (to be cashed in at a later time, maybe—tonight is just for them unless they decide to get real freaky). It all depends on you, kiddo.

Reno's wicked little grin softens at the kid's nervousness and politeness, but when it's his turn to order, the teeth are showing again as he glances across the table. He contains his laughter and says, extending one finger to tap the menu, in as debonair a voice as he is capable of using: ]


Yeah, I'll get the Douche Burger. With the foe-y grass and gruh-yur cheese, all that. Yep. Oh, and extra gold leaf. I like my douche as gilded as possible.

[ Alfons is having a fucking crisis. Alfons furiously writes that order down, his face beet red. Y-Yes, sir. And for your side, we offer— ]

Fries. [ whoops. ] Please'n'thank you.

[ O-Oh. Yes, sir. Of course, sir. Will there be anything else? ]

Yeah... do me a favor. After you drop off our order, step out back and have a laugh where no one can hear you. You probably get sick of holding that in all day, huh?

[ There's a pause. And then, quietly, It is a struggle, sir. ]

I'll bet.
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-05 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bless his soul. Reno has another short fit of giggles when Roche snorts, and that just made the whole night worth it, didn't it? If nothing else, he ordered an extra gilded douche burger at the nicest restaurant in all of Midgar and no one can do shit about it. He pours himself another glass of whiskey and has a solid sip of it as if to celebrate his success. ]

Yeah, I like him. Unless he does something real fuckin' heinous like spill the food all over us or something, I'd say he's the one. Don't you wanna make his night one to remember, too, you gentleman, you?

[ I mean, really, Roche has done way better at pretending to sound high class, at least. Then again, he's got that flowery, imaginative vocabulary. Reno just says whatever the fuck he feels like whenever the fuck he feels like it. ]

Then that'll be two no-good suckers you've swept off their feet in short order. A real force to be reckoned with.
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-05 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, oh shit. I'd love that. You'd be more likely to—

[ oh... well... wait a minute now. He shares an office with Rude, and he doesn't intend to leave that desk, but if he's going to be running the joint, that means the Director's office is all his. And its faculties, too, the ones you need sign-off from the bossman to use. Reno's eyebrows raise as he lifts his glass to his mouth, stopping to think before he sips. Honestly, he could have used any of these resources either way, but the fact remains that Roche is categorically less likely to run into Rude instead, like he was going to say, now.

But there won't be any sharing that tonight. Instead, he takes a sip and grins over the rim of his glass, pinning Roche with his searching stare. ]


You can't convince Gloria of shitthefuckall, but she knows the score. Honesty's the best policy with that one. And maybe if you butter her up with, eh... shit! What's that one she keeps around sometimes... begonias, I think. She also likes those shitty little cactus-sesses.

[ cacti, reno. "cacti." ]
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-05 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Not cactuars, dummy, succulents! But yeah, Reno's gaze jumps to the dangling cactuar on his wrist, too, and he gets that kinda fuzzy feeling all over again. Yeah, cactus-sesses are their thing. Smirking, he gives his wrist a little shake so that the charm swings back and forth as he's taking another sip of his drink. It's meant to help him muffle his grin (and probably his laughter) when Roche laughs like that. Fuck, he's starting to get a little sloppy. This shit is gonna take him from pleasantly buzzed to drunk real quick. It kind of already is. Plus he's been dry for, what, several months? Yeah. It's already going to his head. His cheeks are getting a little ruddy. ]

Make sure you tell her which Turk, specifically. Oh, and you better come dressed for the part! I want fishnets, the little stinger bee ass thing, wings... the works. Evidently Rude's got a hookup with the proprietor for playing dressup. You should ask him to connect you. Aw, he'll make you pretty.

[ Can you imagine? yes. He can, and he is, and it's glorious. Oh, but wait— ]

Mm, you're already pretty, actually.

[ yeah, the dalmore's getting to him. ]
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-06 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, no. The mental image of Roche getting all slutted up in a bee outfit and coming to lay out all pinup-like on his desk, only to wind up on Rude's instead, is pretty fucking funny. He's almost completely certain Rude would get a kick out of it, too, after the shock and disgruntlement over having his work messed up passed, anyway. He can picture it now, the look on his face— and on Roche's— and then he's giggling, that ruddiness in his face flushing even darker red. Give it long enough and who knows just what he could "stroll in" on.

Oh. That's pretty hot. Reno's grin widens, and he knows for a fact he isn't being subtle at all about the thoughts going through his head anymore, but between just Being Like That all the time and the alcohol, he doesn't give a damn. In fact, he'd like for Roche to know exactly what he's thinking. It kinda has a little extra spice to it, thinking such impure thoughts in such a high-class place. ]


Ohhhh, so you've met him and his famous shoulder rubs? Yeah, he's really good with his hands. Reaaally good. Say, we're really onto something here. It's been awhile since we had a bee in the office. The desk you want is the one on the left. We share an office, y'know, but I got ways around that. Top-secret, special ways.

[ The one on the left is, in fact, Rude's. ]
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-07 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ ohohoh. Rude said that? Reno's eyes light up like the starriest of skies. This is news to him! He knows Rude knows he knows Roche, at least, because he's mentioned it offhandedly a couple times, but isn't it kinda funny how he's utterly failed to mention any of his personal inclinations with anyone to him? Yeah, there's kind of a reason for that. And that reason is that Rude is very clingy, and needy, and would probably take it to heart. But, see, if he thinks Roche is porny...

This couldn't be any better if he tried. This is perfect, in fact. Reno's ruddy face is twisted with absolute glee and getting more flushed by the second. And yet he still goes to pour himself another glass anyway. ]


You'll wear whatever the good Mr. Rhodea puts you in, and it'll probably include makeup. Hey, uh...

[ he can't help himself. he just can't. ]

Did you two, y'know...
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-07 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's it, really...? Heh!

[ My, Rude is so respectable. And that credit does in fact go to Rude and not to Roche, because he knows for a fact that Rude's decency has a way of rubbing off on sorts like him. Not enough to make him change his ways, but let's just put it this way: if his darling partner hadn't been the kind of man that he is, and had perhaps been just a little bit more willing to succumb to his influences, instead, they would have been fucking like rabbits ten years ago. Oh, god, the young'n'wild sex they've missed out on, it's fucking tragic. But hey, they're in their prime now, they've got time to make up for it.

At any rate, Reno hasn't looked or felt this delighted in a long time, and that's probably partially because the adrenaline of picturing Rude working out the kinks is getting that alcohol in his bloodstream rushing around much faster than it was before. He's not sure he remembers the last time he came down off such a dry spell, if there ever was one, so of course it's going to him hard. ]


Yeah, he's almost impossible to say no to, huh? Good to know. A little hint about him, though? He's not gonna ask. You gotta take hold'a those handlebars yourself. I can teach you how I did it...

[ Well, besides the dancing and the game of "try not to get off" that ended in crying and ass eating. The other thing. The actual thing. God, he's rapidly hitting wasted status. He must be if he's divulging any details about who else in this world he sleeps with that has a name anyone cares about knowing. Especially when that person is Rude, but whatever. He'll have that threesome if it kills him, and soon. So it's fine. ]
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, don't be silly. I'm encouraging you to try.

[ Rude can vet his own picks, frankly. All he's doing is passing him one he thinks is pretty good. And if Rude's into him, then that makes furthering his plans of being railed by them both that much easier, and isn't that what truly matters in this world?

It does when you're smashed on fancy bubbly and the Dalmore 62, yeah.

Anyway, you know what's an impressive skill? The way that Reno raises his leg beneath the table and trails the inside of his ankle up, up, up the inside of Roche's calf without ever looking, above the tablecloth, as if he has moved at all. It takes very specific kind of muscle control and body strength to move just your leg without obviously looking like you're getting up to shit, but here he is playin' all sorts of games while he drinks a highly inadvisable 'nother glass of champagne, casual as can be. ]


An' anyways, if my partner likes you, then that's all the info I need to know you're really a keeper.
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-07 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, in that case...

[ The highest praise there is. Anyone who likes his partner (that isn't a filthy stinking terrorist spy bitch named Chelsea... or anyone else Rude has tried to seriously date that was basically trash) is good by him. Reno smirks as Roche traps his foot, and do you think that means he's caught? Really? Like an animal in a bear trap? Think again, bitch.

Reno makes his disappearance under the table look like a magic trick. Now you see him—and all with one leg caught. He bends like he's made of water, glancing to the side only briefly to make sure no one is looking directly at him while he's setting down his glass, and then the next second, poof, he's hidden under the tablecloth just like that. That element of surprise, he's sure, is enough to make Roche let him go so that he can get down on his knees, flipping from the spidercrawl he'd dropped down into to crawling up and perching his cheek on Roche's knee, his voice a whisper just harsh enough to carry: ]


Lemme show you how high my praise goes.

[ So much for being a "good girl" tonight. ]
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-08 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds more like a promise than a threat.

[ yet another hissed whisper, and that about says it all, doesn't it? that he's going to be too naughty regardless. no regrets, honestly. this is the perfect middle finger to high society, in his eyes. a couple of dustborn rats that don't belong here making it their own, ordering and saying and doing whatever the hell they want, sullying up the joint with their nasty, reckless behavior. that's god damn poetry, right there.

and also he's drunk, but whatever, hush.

that's that, then. reno turns his head and bites roche's knee when it touches him, and then mouths his way right up the inside of his clothed thigh. should he mind not to leave wet spots? whatever, they'll dry. it's dark fabric. he parts roche's legs with a hand on either knee and once he's made his way to settle between his thighs, employs his wicked little teeth on the bulge in those lovely fancy pants of his. listen, there's plenty of material to protect him from actually getting his dick bit, relax. ]


How good is your poker face, babe?
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-09 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect.

[ If that answer even carries back up to the table, he can't be bothered to care. He's had enough teasing. Roche is being a god damn prince charming tonight, and this is the best way Reno knows how to express his emotions, or... literally anything else. What was the premise behind this, again? Something about Rude? Whatever yeah sure he'd suck Rude's dick, too. He has sucked Rude's dick. God, that was some good shit. He's also sucked Roche's before, too, and amazingly it was also while he was drunk in public, but that was totally different. That was sloppy drunk, pure slut behavior. That was him on the edge of his sanity and just doing whatever the hell with someone who was basically a stranger to him. They were just havin' stupid fun back at the Gold Saucer. This is...

...different?

Can it be different if you're just blowing someone? Is there such a thing as a meaningful blowjob? Like, he's blown some meaningful people, but like............... it's just a blowjob. Right?

Whatever.

Enough fucking around. Reno tugs down the fly of Roche's pants so deliberately he's sure it makes a sound and doesn't waste one single further second pulling his cock out and licking a long wet strip all the way up. He purses his lips over it and sucks hard and is he trying to get his goat? A little? Maybe. Which would be, y'know, fine, if sweet little Alfons wasn't on his way back with a complimentary bread basket, on the house. Because he likes this table. ]
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[personal profile] electroburst 2020-08-12 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ten minutes, geez. Reno huffs quietly under his breath in a silent laugh. Ten minutes and he'll have sucked Roche's soul clear out of his body. At the rate he's going, they'll be lucky to last a solid five, but hey, if the gentleman of the hour would like him to make it last rather than slam through the whole experience, who is he to deny him? Ten minutes it is.

That means he can pull back to play with his food a little. Y'know, before he enjoys a nice gilded doucheburger. Some might say it's bad form to have dessert before dinner, but whoever says that is a stiff who doesn't know how to live. Reno doesn't offer any verbal response or words of encouragement, and he's real careful about not making a peep otherwise, but what he lacks in audio feedback he makes up for with an absolute world class talent using his lips and tongue. And in being a fucking tease, like when he goes from lapping over him like a kid with a sucker to swallowing him all the way to the base to pulling off entirely just to nuzzle his cock with his cheek, his breaths coming out in hhh-hhh-hhhs through his nose to convey that he knows full goddamn well he's being a shit.

The timer may not come out to a whole ten minutes before he finally has anything to say, murmured low and spoken with his lips against the tip like he's talking into a microphone. ]


Should I just leave you hanging, you think...?

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