MISFIRED TEXTS. shinra spying edition.

[besithia]

[ disgruntled ex-shinra employees are fairly eager to bite the hand that feeds them. verstael finds he isn't having much trouble recruiting them to his cause. as the files on experimentation in nibelheim were a few years outdated outdated, he'd like the most recent discoveries. Which means he's got his new friends to do some hacking.

Which means things are about to go haywire.

You'll your text messages are MISFIRING now. Nothing is going where it should. That nude for your partner? Now it's going to a stranger. That message talking about that coworker you don't like? Hope you're willing to stand by it, guess who has it now. ]

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cloud strife | remake

[makopoison]

i. yeah. a sausage pizza. that's everything. sector four slums, 34. just knock when you get here.
ii. i don't know if any of this is real.
iii. if aerith hadn't stopped me he'd be dead. i don't know how much i'd have regretted that.

prompto | ffxv au

[selfiesteem]

i. GUESS WHO TAMED HIS OWN CHOCOBO!!!!!! attachment
ii. its kind of wild how peaceful the nights are around here? like i took a drive at night and the only thing i had to worry about was staying on the road
iii. first did you know you need a motorcycle license here

second how do you get a motorcycle license

reno | 7r

[electroburst]

1. hey. you got the goods?

2. is it weird if i don't feel like sleeping alone? i mean specifically if i want you to come over. and stay over? lol nvm that's weird. whatever come over anyway let's watch a movie then you can leave or whatever

3. let's go do some hoodrat shit.

clod | acc

[realia]

1. I'm not any more cranky in the morning than I am any other time of day. ...I'm not cranky in general!

2. It's probably just in my head, but the doubles of everyone and the weird time stuff makes me think I'm slipping back into old habits sometimes. I'm not losing my mind again, am I?

3. If you repeat this to him or anyone else I'll kick your ass, but he's cute when he's sleeping. [ attached: sleeping seph pic lol ]

rufus shrina | acc

[ambitiousblond]

1. I know I'm not supposed to use the network for classified and confidential information but this can't wait.

[and then follows like 50 pictures of Dark Nation being cute, some with her wearing her pretty new red bow, etc. Enjoy your classified Shinra intel.]

2. If you're going to threaten me at least make it entertaining and not the usual 'I'm going to destroy' Shinra crap. Spice it up with a unique death threat at least.

3. My night was too much. My morning is even more. I need to get the fuck out of here.

4. I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I'm a graceful swan.

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[unbridled_strength]

[.....]

When did you take that?

you dont own me!!!!

[redlines]

I'm clocking out early today. I'll deal with Heidegger blowing a gasket myself tomorrow, but it's important; You remember Beni? My parts guy in Sector 5? He found something and I'm going down to bring it home.

_{[Attached is A picture of a gremlin.]}

Make up an excuse for me and I'll owe you 💖💖💖

4

[sefirot]

What charm?

3

[redlines]

_{[Huh, that's... a number he doesn't recognize at all. Weird. Maybe it's just some newbie in the ranks.]}

Who said you needed a license? That's news to me.

_{[ROCHE YOU LITERALLY WORK WITH THE POLICE that doesn't count!!!]}

iii

[datamine]

Fascinating.
I'm currently working on an upgrade to your assess materia so that you can use it on enemies after they've expired.
It should increase the amount of data I can collect from your experiences.

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[desamor]

Walk into fire.

[ambitiousblond]

My graceful, elegant, unique swan-like charm no one else seems to appreciate.

[sefirot]

Ah, so your delusions.

Zack Fair | THE ONE WHERE HE NEVER DIES

[backwater]

1. so..... a certain cutie asked me for a threesome today. also i guess this is a good time to let you know i've been sleeping with tifa.

2. i've had breakups before but never like this you know? can't get this shit outta my head. mind if i come over and cry on the floor with you.... you know for old times sake

3. the key is badía. add a little broth to the water while the rice is cooking and sprinkle some in there, then fry it in that shit once it's all soaked up. her tongues gonna be so turned on that it'll be a walk in the park from there.

roche | ff7r

[redlines]

1. You're still not mad about me sending the President's dog over to you during the party, are you?

2. Is it so hard to believe I might actually like him? And not just in a "I care if he gets in my way" way?

3. So, about that report you gave me about the drag racers in Sector Six...

4. How could I not want to marry him? Have you seen his ride? Do I have to send you the picture again? It's fate!

5. [Misfire him!]

[electroburst]

whoa okay, fuck.
that's fair i guess. it was pretty stupid.

Tifa Lockhart | FF7r

[unbridled_strength]

1. This bed is so nice.

You should come over, and help me break it.

2. I know what I'm doing. I'm going to mend his mental and emotional scars with lots of good food, a shoulder to lean on, and hugs that press his head into my cleavage.

3. It's very weird to have relationships with people, but have give them a quiz every time I see them, just in case. Have I had a heart to heart with this you? Has that you seen me naked? It's exhausting.

[realia]

This morning before I left for work. Didn't even stir.

[ he doesn't even realize his "mistake" yet ]

[realia]

[ OH MY GOD ]

Who is this???

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[electroburst]

congrats on the ugly shitty feathery disappointment that reeks and is bad. also who the fuck is this

3

[piledrive]

The key is adding chocobo feet to the broth, actually. Flavor starts there.

[redlines]

Uh|

_{[Oh. Hm.]}

Roche? This is Cartwright, yes?

_{[Did someone take his phone? Because he knows he hit Cartwright's name and even saw the last few messages exchanged when he sent this one!]}

[unbridled_strength]

[Wow.

She hates this place. So much.]

Well you don't have to worry. I'm not going to tell him.

[realia]

No, not you, the cat. Who is she?

[ THE OTHER INFORMATION CAN WAIT ]

[realia]

Good, I'll charlie horse you until you can't walk. I just thought you'd appreciate the picture.

[ please tell him, put him out of his misery ]