MISFIRED TEXTS. shinra spying edition.

[besithia]

[ disgruntled ex-shinra employees are fairly eager to bite the hand that feeds them. verstael finds he isn't having much trouble recruiting them to his cause. as the files on experimentation in nibelheim were a few years outdated outdated, he'd like the most recent discoveries. Which means he's got his new friends to do some hacking.

Which means things are about to go haywire.

You'll your text messages are MISFIRING now. Nothing is going where it should. That nude for your partner? Now it's going to a stranger. That message talking about that coworker you don't like? Hope you're willing to stand by it, guess who has it now. ]

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cloud strife | remake

[makopoison]

i. yeah. a sausage pizza. that's everything. sector four slums, 34. just knock when you get here.
ii. i don't know if any of this is real.
iii. if aerith hadn't stopped me he'd be dead. i don't know how much i'd have regretted that.

iii

[datamine]

Fascinating.
I'm currently working on an upgrade to your assess materia so that you can use it on enemies after they've expired.
It should increase the amount of data I can collect from your experiences.

3

[electroburst]

FUCKER YOU BETTER HAVE REGRETTED IT A LOT
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????

prompto | ffxv au

[selfiesteem]

i. GUESS WHO TAMED HIS OWN CHOCOBO!!!!!! attachment
ii. its kind of wild how peaceful the nights are around here? like i took a drive at night and the only thing i had to worry about was staying on the road
iii. first did you know you need a motorcycle license here

second how do you get a motorcycle license

3

[redlines]

_{[Huh, that's... a number he doesn't recognize at all. Weird. Maybe it's just some newbie in the ranks.]}

Who said you needed a license? That's news to me.

_{[ROCHE YOU LITERALLY WORK WITH THE POLICE that doesn't count!!!]}

1

[electroburst]

congrats on the ugly shitty feathery disappointment that reeks and is bad. also who the fuck is this

1

[vehementi]

[Oh no, chocobos-- Sephiroth's one weakness.]

I'm afraid you have the wrong number.

...It is quite charming, however. Well done.

2

[unbridled_strength]

Is there usually more to worry about?

reno | 7r

[electroburst]

1. hey. you got the goods?

2. is it weird if i don't feel like sleeping alone? i mean specifically if i want you to come over. and stay over? lol nvm that's weird. whatever come over anyway let's watch a movie then you can leave or whatever

3. let's go do some hoodrat shit.

2

[desamor]

Walk into fire.

[ambitiousblond]

If you're asking if there is any coke left over then the answer is no.

[reeno]

bitch, take your face off my face.
thanks.

2

[goons]

Or whatever makes it sound like leaving is optional.

clod | acc

[realia]

1. I'm not any more cranky in the morning than I am any other time of day. ...I'm not cranky in general!

2. It's probably just in my head, but the doubles of everyone and the weird time stuff makes me think I'm slipping back into old habits sometimes. I'm not losing my mind again, am I?

3. If you repeat this to him or anyone else I'll kick your ass, but he's cute when he's sleeping. [ attached: sleeping seph pic lol ]

3

[unbridled_strength]

[.....]

When did you take that?

you dont own me!!!!

[redlines]

I'm clocking out early today. I'll deal with Heidegger blowing a gasket myself tomorrow, but it's important; You remember Beni? My parts guy in Sector 5? He found something and I'm going down to bring it home.

_{[Attached is A picture of a gremlin.]}

Make up an excuse for me and I'll owe you 💖💖💖

2

[vehementi]

...I do not know. Was texting strangers among your old habits?

[Strangers who... aren't actually strangers. But w/e.]

2

[reeno]

I donno, man.
Are you really crazy or is everyone else.
Shit really keeps me up at night, you know?

rufus shrina | acc

[ambitiousblond]

1. I know I'm not supposed to use the network for classified and confidential information but this can't wait.

[and then follows like 50 pictures of Dark Nation being cute, some with her wearing her pretty new red bow, etc. Enjoy your classified Shinra intel.]

2. If you're going to threaten me at least make it entertaining and not the usual 'I'm going to destroy' Shinra crap. Spice it up with a unique death threat at least.

3. My night was too much. My morning is even more. I need to get the fuck out of here.

4. I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I'm a graceful swan.

4

[sefirot]

What charm?

3

[redlines]

Trade you. My night and morning has been absolutely dead, and I'm half tempted to file a few false reports just to get some excitement going.

_{[Does he know who this is? Absolutely not, but that's not going to stop him from openly talking about Causing Problems On Purpose to a potential co-worker or boss.]}

Zack Fair | THE ONE WHERE HE NEVER DIES

[backwater]

1. so..... a certain cutie asked me for a threesome today. also i guess this is a good time to let you know i've been sleeping with tifa.

2. i've had breakups before but never like this you know? can't get this shit outta my head. mind if i come over and cry on the floor with you.... you know for old times sake

3. the key is badía. add a little broth to the water while the rice is cooking and sprinkle some in there, then fry it in that shit once it's all soaked up. her tongues gonna be so turned on that it'll be a walk in the park from there.

3

[piledrive]

The key is adding chocobo feet to the broth, actually. Flavor starts there.

roche | ff7r

[redlines]

1. You're still not mad about me sending the President's dog over to you during the party, are you?

2. Is it so hard to believe I might actually like him? And not just in a "I care if he gets in my way" way?

3. So, about that report you gave me about the drag racers in Sector Six...

4. How could I not want to marry him? Have you seen his ride? Do I have to send you the picture again? It's fate!

5. [Misfire him!]

2

[goons]

There is a conflict of interest here, so I don't think I'm the one you should send this too.

Tifa Lockhart | FF7r

[unbridled_strength]

1. This bed is so nice.

You should come over, and help me break it.

2. I know what I'm doing. I'm going to mend his mental and emotional scars with lots of good food, a shoulder to lean on, and hugs that press his head into my cleavage.

3. It's very weird to have relationships with people, but have give them a quiz every time I see them, just in case. Have I had a heart to heart with this you? Has that you seen me naked? It's exhausting.

[motorpunk]

i. if the turks are a family then we're all way too close. everybody is fucking with everybody. we should all be glad nona them can have kids
ii. take it back. i just watched him stare at the wall for a full forty minutes. unblinking.
iii. hate this, and hate you. wanna get smashed?
iv. veld was the only person who kept this whole thing even remotely organized and if you tell him i said that i'll fucking gut you
v. i've got good news and bad news.

1

[unbridled_strength]

[She should probably let this person know that this is likely a wrong number.


But also...]

They can't?