MISFIRED TEXTS. shinra spying edition.

[besithia]

[ disgruntled ex-shinra employees are fairly eager to bite the hand that feeds them. verstael finds he isn't having much trouble recruiting them to his cause. as the files on experimentation in nibelheim were a few years outdated outdated, he'd like the most recent discoveries. Which means he's got his new friends to do some hacking.

Which means things are about to go haywire.

You'll your text messages are MISFIRING now. Nothing is going where it should. That nude for your partner? Now it's going to a stranger. That message talking about that coworker you don't like? Hope you're willing to stand by it, guess who has it now. ]

Comments

[vehementi]

No harm done.
I would not be opposed. Have you thought of a name yet?

[selfiesteem]

[ cue a deluge of spam messages of this very ordinary chocobo ]

not yet! i'm feeling something classy

[vehementi]

[Look, who is he to deny these cute overgrown chickens? He's enjoying every single one, thank you.]

A fine reprieve from a wearisome day. Thank you.
Hm. Male or female?